1612th:

thats not what i ordered


That’s what I ordered.

1612th:

thats not what i ordered

That’s what I ordered.

hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends:

Love this. 
natalievonkarma:

Goodnight, world.

natalievonkarma:

Goodnight, world.

jacobitual:

For all our troops and veterans this memorial day.

jacobitual:

For all our troops and veterans this memorial day.


People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

action-doctor:

Bold what applies to you.

          • I am a male.
          • I am a girl.
          • I am shorter than 5’4.
          • I think I’m ugly. 
          • I have many scars.
          • I tan easily.
          • I wish my hair was a different color.
          • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
          • I have a tattoo.
          • I want a tattoo.
          • I am self-conscious about my body.
          • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
          • I have more than 2 piercings.
          • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
          • I have freckles.
          • I’ve sworn at my parents.
          • I’ve run away from home.
          • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
          • I have a sibling less than one year old.
          • I want to have kids someday.
          • I’m in school.
          • I’ve lost a child.
          • I have a job. 
          • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
          • I almost always do/did my homework.
          • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
          • I failed more than 1 class last year.
          • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
          • I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
          • Disney movies still make me cry.
          • I’ve peed from laughing.
          • I’ve snorted while laughing.
          • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
          • I’ve glued my hand to something.
          • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
          • I was born with a disease/impairment.
          • I’ve broken a bone.
          • I’ve gotten stiches/staples.
          • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
          • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
          • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
          • I had a serious surgery.
          • I’ve had chicken pox. 
          • I’ve had measles.
          • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
          • I’ve been on a plane.
          • I’ve been to Canada. 
          • I’ve been to Mexico.
          • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
          • I’ve been to Japan.
          • I’ve been to Africa.
          • I’ve been to Hawaii.
          • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
          • I’ve seen a shooting star.
          • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
          • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
          • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
          • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
          • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
          • I’ve been to a casino.
          • I’ve been skydiving.
          • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
          • I’ve played spin the bottle. 
          • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
          • I’ve crashed a car.
          • I’ve been skiing.
          • I’ve been in a play.
          • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
          • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
          • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
          • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
          • I’ve played chicken.
          • I’ve played a prank on someone.
          • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
          • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
          • I’ve eaten sushi.
          • I’ve been snowboarding.
          • I’m single.
          • I’m in a relationship. 
          • I’m engaged.
          • I’m married.
          • I’ve gone on a blind date.
          • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
          • I miss someone right now.
          • I have a fear of abandonment.
          • I’ve gotten divorced.
          • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
          • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
          • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
          • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
          • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
          • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
          • I’ve hugged a stranger.
          • I have kissed a stranger.
          • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
          • I’ve snuck out of my house.
          • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
          • I am keeping a secret from the world.
          • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
          • I’ve cheated on a test. 
          • I’ve run a red light.
          • I’ve been suspended from school.
          • I’ve witnessed a crime.
          • I’ve been in a fist fight.
          • I’ve been arrested. 
          • I’ve passed out from drinking.
          • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
          • I’ve smoked.
          • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
          • I’ve eaten mushrooms.
          • I’ve popped E.
          • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
          • I’ve done hard drugs.
          • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
          • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
          • I have been diagnosed with depression
          • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
          • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
          • I have been anorexic or bulimic
          • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
          • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
          • I’ve woken up crying.
          • I’m afraid of dying.
          • I hate funerals.
          • I’ve seen someone dying.
          • Someone close to me has committed suicide.
          • I’ve planned my own suicide.
          • I’ve attempted suicide.
          • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
          • I own over 5 rap CDs.
          • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
          • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
          • I own something from Hot Topic.
          • I own something from Pac Sun.
          • I collect comic books.